New is what they say to do Especially when you're 72 (And when you have Parkinson’s) Oh wait, maybe that’s for Alzheimer’s. Or is it to ward off MS? Or just plain old age? I’m confused. I think I need a google research break. Excuse me. I’m back and holy shit! The term du jour …
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I’m so tired
It's nice to forget I have a chronic illness until after I’ve already agreed to join a friend at a museum, and we realize I've already exceeded my days' activity quota, and therefore the day will not end well, which could mean anything from tremors and other nasty Parkinson's sensations all the way up to …
Can I Still Read?Old age or…something else?
Chatting with a friend who non-sequiturially (I know, probably a made up word. Report me to the grammar police) announced “ my eyes hurt, I’ve gained ten pounds, my chronic migraines have returned with a vengeance and I am this far away (she holds up her thumb and forefinger less than an inch apart) from …
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Can Parkinson’s Make Me More Creative?
I've been a professional fundraiser, a mother (sometimes married, sometimes not), a would-be novelist, a knitter, avid reader, pretty good cook, and, if we go back far enough, musical comedy star (summer camp version. Did you know “There’s No Business Like show Business?”) Get ready to answer the call as I attempt to stride boldly …
Fiftieth – Yikes! – Colgate Reunion!
I’ve just returned from my 50th college reunion and my emotions are all over the place. I was a fairly indifferent student at a selective school. That is, it was selective if you were a guy. As a woman breaking the gender barrier, not so much. I entered as a junior transfer student and why …
Fiftieth – Yikes! – Colgate Reunion!
I’ve just returned from my 50th college reunion and my emotions are all over the place. I was a fairly indifferent student at a selective school. That is, it was selective if you were a guy. As a woman breaking the gender barrier, not so much. I entered as a junior transfer student and why …
The jury (psychiatrist conducting dementia screening) has spoken.
And I do not, repeat do NOT show signs of dementia. I’m just old. Most of us are at the age where our annual physical includes a quick-and-dirty mental acuity test. Draw a clock showing 11:15. Remember these three words: teacher, television, bandage. Of course now you must think of nothing but those three words …
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Andi’s back…and she’s more real than ever
Fasten your seat belts! It’s going to be a bumpy night! Unlike most of my friends, I’ve never been terribly fearful about dementia. My father lived to be 96 and was coherent till the end. Ditto my mother at ninety. Alzheimer's had a serious hereditary component, didn't it? Seems to me there are three sources …
Bye bye rugs. Hello hospital socks!
First thing to go was the area rugs. Wha??? You mean those beautiful 4x6 floor adornments that I schlepped from Marrakech all the way home with a stop in Lisbon, storing them overnight at the airport so I wouldn’t have to pay a duty on what the Portuguese authorities thought I would be doing: selling …
I am a Genius. The New York Times Says So.
Is tidydame a word? It should be. Are you listening, all you Marie Kondo acolytes? Petition the Oxford English Dictionary so I can maintain my genius status. For the uninitiated, I’m talking about Spelling Bee, the daily New York Times brain teaser, which for me serves the vital function of mental status barometer. If I …
Moving and Shaking 